I'm Going To Prison! ..... What Should I Do .....?!


Question: I'm Going To Prison! !.!.!.!.!. What Should I Do !.!.!.!.!.!?
Here' the deal!. I've been fighting with Uncle Sam for several years on back taxes!. He won!. By the time it was done instead of me owing several thousand dollars I only owe $93!.72!. I'm cool with that!.

The thing is Uncle Sam took the last 2 years of what he owed me to satisfy what I owed him!. Still with me!? Good!. Well the money he owed me he sent in the form of 2 checks directly to me!. Why !?!?!? Technically it's his money!. These total exactly what I owed him not counting the $93!.72 I still owe!.

I have these incredibly beautiful pieces of paper in my very hands right now and I want to cash them so bad I can taste the Prison food! Why would our favorite Uncle torture me like this!? I wish I could keep these and make payments on what I owe!. Is this possible!? Probably not!. Any ideas!?

Go straight to Jail!. Do not pass Go!. Do not collect $200!.

Please take this queston with a grain of salt (or sugar) and the Levity in which it was intended!. Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Thanks for the levity! Don't mess with Uncle Sam!Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. Don't drop the soap!.

2!. Bring your own soap!.

3!. Buy some cigarettes

4!. Work out a lot so you don't become someone's *****!.

5!. Last but not least, sing Jonas Brothers songs every day when you wake up and before you go to sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont think you would get prison do you have a record!? house arrest fees and fines at the most cash it sweety the economy is so messed up you deserve itWww@Enter-QA@Com

how long do you have to go to jail for!? if it's not too long just go for it!. just don't act scared or the would may you their *****!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Where do you live!? If you hurry, you can probably cash those checks and make it to Canada or Mexico before they get the feds on your ***!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lost you after the 2nd paragraph!.
Take the money and run
go to a new country
change your name
change your appearance: m / f !.!.!.f / m
kiss your as_ goodbye
Buy stock in MB
Switch games to ScrabbleWww@Enter-QA@Com

Watch a couple of episodes of OZ, and return those beautiful checks to your Uncle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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My advise for you is to pay the taxes!. Don't mess
around with the inevitable!. In this world there's only
two things that are certain !.!.!.death and taxes!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

just dump of tea in the nearest Bay, pond or bath tub !.!.!.!. and REVOLT!.

I'll be behind you !.!.!.!.!.!. far behind you !.!.!. I can't go back to the joint!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good luck in prison!. Align yourself with Bubba, and have your mom send you plenty of soap on a rope dude!.!.!.:pWww@Enter-QA@Com

how much money is it!?!.!.!.maybe you can affrod a good lawyerWww@Enter-QA@Com

Vaseline!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Keep your back to the wall & watch out for guys named "Butch, Biff or Bubba"!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Its a citizenship test!. If you pass you get a cute little red/white/blue ribbon!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

I say don't forget to bring your toothbrush and an extra tube of toothpaste!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

don't drop the soap!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol just dont drop the soap !Www@Enter-QA@Com

be a fugitiveWww@Enter-QA@Com

Make sure you bring lubes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Man u r f@#$ed literately Good luck! happy pillow bitingWww@Enter-QA@Com

ok phillip! maybe he'll soon steam off soon!!
lol, ur uncles sound like my cat! she get mad when shes hungry(she pregnate, so her hormone are off the walls)Www@Enter-QA@Com

good luckWww@Enter-QA@Com

What sort of Mafia business are you into!?

'Uncle sam'

scaryWww@Enter-QA@Com

Buy some soap on a ropeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Bon VoyageWww@Enter-QA@Com

choiceWww@Enter-QA@Com

who is 'Uncle Sam'!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

you should go straight to jail, I'm sorry for you!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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