SURVEY: What is the best way to deal with a lizard loose in your kitchen?!
Question: SURVEY: What is the best way to deal with a lizard loose in your kitchen!?
A gecko died last night on my front porch (not my fault) and I think this lizard is here to avenge its death!.
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Answers:
Let the lizard attack you!. While you are being attacked, go to your happy place - in a giant hamster cage!. The attack should only last 5 minutes!. You might have to call in sick tomorrow, but you probably deserve what is coming to you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tie a live fly to the end of a 3 ft!. piece of string!. Dangle the live fly in front of the lizard, and then wait until he bites!. Reel him in like a fish, and release him back into the wild!. :)
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Leave him alone ,lord lizard is your friend,he eats mosquitoes,gnats and other biting insects!.LEOZARDS ARE CONSIDERED LUCKY IN THE HOUSE (Yes ,Leozards )!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
get a basket and toss it over him!. Then you should be able to take it out and release it!. How big a lizard!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well they will be attracted to heated places, so maybe set up a lamp somewhere and place some dead bugs or just some food there to tempt it over!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You might want to get that cat in there that ate the gecko, although lizards are cute but then again so are geckosWww@Enter-QA@Com
See how much he likes non-stick cooking spray, like Pam!.
This should give you the upper hand in both speed and dexterity!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This should give you the upper hand in both speed and dexterity!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
let loose a lizard eating gorilla in your kitchen!.!.!. problem solved !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
mono y mono knife fight to the death!. Winner gets to clean up the blood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Feed him your finest food!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Let the dog loose!.!.bwahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hello!?!!?! Evil lizard army of the night!? Have you learned nothing from me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Show him your belt collection!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Let him have his way with you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Call Geico !.!. tell them he's down !
Then call State Farm !.!. they have ways of dealing with those pesky lizards !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then call State Farm !.!. they have ways of dealing with those pesky lizards !Www@Enter-QA@Com
CALL GEICO, THEY'LL KNOW WHAT 2 DOWww@Enter-QA@Com
calling all cats!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lizards are your friend!. Just let him be!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where is your cat!?Www@Enter-QA@Com