POLL: Has anyone ever told you they were going to "cut you open while you s!
Question: POLL: Has anyone ever told you they were going to "cut you open while you sleep tonight"!?
I have not been able to stop crying for fifty seconds, at least!.!.!.!.and tears are the refuge of plain women of which I am not one!. Thank you for taking my poll, and for holding me tight in your arms and comforting me :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
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now now Tuby, no one is going to cut you open like a fish while you sleepWww@Enter-QA@Com
No, but I woke up to a drunk stranger passed out on my couch!. He had rummaged through my fridge and tossed out the worcestaire sauce!. True story, I need to be held tighter!. I was scared and forced to call the police as my attack dogs were licking his back and shoeless feet!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um, no!. Who said that awful thing to you!?!? Wipe your tears and keep your chin up!. Call the police and report it as it is a threat to your life!. And for goshsake, double lock your doors and windows to night!.
HUGS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HUGS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My Jesus toast said that to me, so I just ended up eating it instead of showing it to the world!. It might have just been some random dude's image on the toast, and not that of Jesus!. However, it looked a lot like him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I laughed so hard when I read that!. Not that I want you to get cut open!. But if you did get cut open, I would want it to be because of an evil Barbie!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
My favorite line from FX's "The Riches":
"I will choke you in your sleep!." (think Louisiana accent)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I will choke you in your sleep!." (think Louisiana accent)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Proper response: "Are you talking to me or to the Tublet-shaped pinata!?"
This works best if you have a Tublet-shaped pinata!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This works best if you have a Tublet-shaped pinata!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
honey whoever said that is a TOTALLY messed up person!. dont let it scare you!. and to answer your question, no, no one has ever told me that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My wife has threatened to give me the Lorena Bobbitt treatment if I stray!.!.!. not to mention the time she accidentally stabbed me in the kitchen when I tried to scare her once ! Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will hold you tight in some saran wrap and shrink wrap you!. I could get a lot of money off you in Guatemala!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My ex-wife telekenisissed that sentiment to me many times in our brief yet unpleasant bout of wedded bliss!. There, there *pat*pat*!.!.!.People who say such things usually carry a blunt knife!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe they want to be inside you forever!.!.!.it must have been a metaphor, very romantic, in my opinion!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's why I don't sleep no more!.
That and so my hallucinations can be more entertaining!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That and so my hallucinations can be more entertaining!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They never warned me beforehand, hence my present nature!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, a dr!. before a hernia operation !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yup!.
I told him he can feel free to bring a knife to a gun fight, if he wants!.
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I told him he can feel free to bring a knife to a gun fight, if he wants!.
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Yep, hell i have someone out to kill me, i can't even leave the house aloneWww@Enter-QA@Com
O!O thats me!.!.i sleep with paddle pop sticks holding eyelids open just incase!.!.
{{{squeeze}}}} i wont let anything happen to you!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
{{{squeeze}}}} i wont let anything happen to you!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No but I've said that to others and don't thank me for comforting you, I'm not Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes and that is one of the many reason's he is my ex-husband!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, I had a boyfriend who threatened to smother me while I slept, and he wasn't kidding either!.
He's in lockdown!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's in lockdown!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My shadow chokes me when no one is looking!. No one believes me!. They'll be sad when I'm dead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My ex told me she would stab me in my sleep! I think she was only half kiddingWww@Enter-QA@Com
im going to steal your panties whiel you sleep tonightWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes- they told me that right before they took me in to remove my female innards!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No !.!.!. but i've heard it being said thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh my!.!.!.
no one has ever told me thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
no one has ever told me thatWww@Enter-QA@Com