What memory makes you laugh really hard? ?!
Question: What memory makes you laugh really hard!? !?
When I was in 6th grade, we went to a camp for 3 days!. We had this huge waterslide that had turns and went into this pool!. They evenly spaced us out so we wouldn't hit each other on the way down!. I have this mentally handicapped neighbor who is overweight, and he has always liked me!. Well, he went down the slide first, and I guess they didn't time us apart enough or he was slowed down because he was overweight, but!.!.I accidently caught up with him and kicked him in the back multiple times!. I remember he was looking back over his shoulder scared, it was like this for like 30 seconds!. I look back at it to this day, and laugh really hard thinking about it!. What memory makes you laugh really hard!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
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This one time I went out to eat with my exboyfriend and family, and he came back to my house and said he had to 'pee'!. And he was up there for like 15 minutes!. Obviously, he was crapping, lol!. Anyways, so I went upstairs into my sister's room with him!. Then my sister and her asshole boyfriend walked up the stairs and he said, "OMFG! WHO TOOK A SHIITT!?!" lol!. And I could tell my ex was all embarrassed cause he was quiet!. Then my sister went pee and came back out and said she was gagging cause his crap was so rancid!. And she had to hold her breath and pee as quickly as possible!. Then she ran out!. LMFAO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yours is kind of mean!.
I have many, but one that i would consider appropriate is when me and my best friend were teens we used to talk on the phone constantly!.
We talked about everything!.
One day she asked me what i was eating for dinner, and i told her!. Then the next thing you know we are on the subject of what is your favorite meat!.
I asked and her reply was!.
!.!.!.!. Silence!.!.!.
Then she whispered "Meat loaf"!.
HA!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have many, but one that i would consider appropriate is when me and my best friend were teens we used to talk on the phone constantly!.
We talked about everything!.
One day she asked me what i was eating for dinner, and i told her!. Then the next thing you know we are on the subject of what is your favorite meat!.
I asked and her reply was!.
!.!.!.!. Silence!.!.!.
Then she whispered "Meat loaf"!.
HA!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the other week i was sitting with my friends at lunch time and me and one of them were laying on a big bench thing!.!.!. and i tried to get up and i fell off!.!. it was so funny because my other friend spat her drink out everywhere cuz she was laughing so hard
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When I was a junior one of my good friends was wearing white shorts on our last day of school!. Well she decided to rub a ketchup packet between her legs and ran around the cafeteria asking for a pad because she started her period!. I almost peed myself
Answer mine please:http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answer mine please:http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
me, my twinkie, and our best friend threw a rock (we painted it all pretty for him) at our neighbors door for a mayday present in 1st grade and broke his door so we ran and hid heheheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.ones of me and my best friend at my old schoolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Meeting my wife in a very large grocery store after we had been separated for 4 1/2 years!. Before that, I had meet her just 2 years before; and, we spoke and she recognized me!.
This last time I said, "Hello (her name)!." She turned around and asked, "Oh, who are you!? Do I know you!? You do look a bit familiar!." I said, "Yes, you should know me, I am still your husband!." She snapped back, "I do not have a husband!"
After over an hour of reminding her of our 24 years and 8 months together, she had a glimmer of a memory and she said, "Yes, now I seem to remember you!. My you have changed!. But, my husband had a moustache and small beard on his chin!. You do not have any beard at all!. No, you can't be my husband!. He had a beard!. !.!.!.!.!. Yes, I clearly remember !.!.!. ah !.!.!. my husband had a beard!. Ah !.!.!.!. eerrr !.!.!. you can't be my husband because you have no beard!. What do you want from me anyways !.!.!. my husband had a beard !.!.!.!. you do not have a beard !.!.!. you are not my husband !.!.!. mutter !.!.!. mutter !.!.!. mutter !.!.!." As she walked away all confused because she never contemplated the possibility that I just might have shaved it off!. It was then that I realized how demented she was and how fortunate I was!. Then I started to laugh so hard that I almost peed my pants!. I still laugh almost out loud whenever I think of this frail demented old lady to whom I had been married; and!. with whom I had almost been stuck with carrying for her for the rest of my life!. Now I thank God that she left me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This last time I said, "Hello (her name)!." She turned around and asked, "Oh, who are you!? Do I know you!? You do look a bit familiar!." I said, "Yes, you should know me, I am still your husband!." She snapped back, "I do not have a husband!"
After over an hour of reminding her of our 24 years and 8 months together, she had a glimmer of a memory and she said, "Yes, now I seem to remember you!. My you have changed!. But, my husband had a moustache and small beard on his chin!. You do not have any beard at all!. No, you can't be my husband!. He had a beard!. !.!.!.!.!. Yes, I clearly remember !.!.!. ah !.!.!. my husband had a beard!. Ah !.!.!.!. eerrr !.!.!. you can't be my husband because you have no beard!. What do you want from me anyways !.!.!. my husband had a beard !.!.!.!. you do not have a beard !.!.!. you are not my husband !.!.!. mutter !.!.!. mutter !.!.!. mutter !.!.!." As she walked away all confused because she never contemplated the possibility that I just might have shaved it off!. It was then that I realized how demented she was and how fortunate I was!. Then I started to laugh so hard that I almost peed my pants!. I still laugh almost out loud whenever I think of this frail demented old lady to whom I had been married; and!. with whom I had almost been stuck with carrying for her for the rest of my life!. Now I thank God that she left me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg your memory made me laugh so much! i can just picture it!
so many things
mainly involving my and my old best mate
probably the most prominent one was getting drunk on the street corner when we were 17 and pretending to be guys and putting on voices and everything lol!.!.leaving the bottle of lambrini on the pavement on its side with a little trickle comin out of it for the residents to find the next mornin, then turning up to the dinner party we were supposed to show up at hours before completely drunk and empty handed coz we'd drunk all the wine for ourselves !.!.that was a good night
oh and getting trapped in a train station all night with same person!.!.i had so many awesome times with her!.!.it makes me sad that we don't talk anymore ;[Www@Enter-QA@Com
so many things
mainly involving my and my old best mate
probably the most prominent one was getting drunk on the street corner when we were 17 and pretending to be guys and putting on voices and everything lol!.!.leaving the bottle of lambrini on the pavement on its side with a little trickle comin out of it for the residents to find the next mornin, then turning up to the dinner party we were supposed to show up at hours before completely drunk and empty handed coz we'd drunk all the wine for ourselves !.!.that was a good night
oh and getting trapped in a train station all night with same person!.!.i had so many awesome times with her!.!.it makes me sad that we don't talk anymore ;[Www@Enter-QA@Com