Does Yahoo not take coffee breathers while sending out violations?!
Question: Does Yahoo not take coffee breathers while sending out violations!?
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Actually their coffee breaks are closely tied into violation notices!. You see, they count the number they issue and they have one of those big progress thermometers!. You know, when the red line gets to the top, woo hoo! It's suspension time!. The POWER, destroying somebody's year's worth of work, cutting off all their contacts, and if the account has over 30,000 points, it's even better!. The coffee breaks come when that certain supended persons begs to have their account reinstated!. Oh they love that!. Break out the coffee!. What stock reply shall we send them!? Ooooh, how about the one that uses the word "indeed"!. You did INDEED violate our terms of service!. Ohhh, LOVE IT!. More coffee!? Sure, ohhh !. !. !. get this one!. A real whiner!. "Ohh, I promise I'll be good, please please PLEASE reinstate my account!." Ha ha ha ha ha hah aha ROTFL, hah ha hah!. Sorry, your account is not "reinstateable"!. Ohhh,more coffee!? How about a breather!? All this laughing, it's hard work you know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol they seem to take it while they r deleting a question that i am working on it is always one that i have a good answer for!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
To the staff at Yahoo Answers: YOU SUCK!
I get so many violations I'm starting to feel violated!
Enough with the coffee breathers already!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get so many violations I'm starting to feel violated!
Enough with the coffee breathers already!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope!. Because there's people like me who continually report questions even while Yahoo's taking a break!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Throwing up the balls,
They juggle,
sometimes,
one falls!.
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They juggle,
sometimes,
one falls!.
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That's why the system goes down!. They plug their own servers doing mass emails of VNs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Obv not ?_?
they've sent me 2 today for no apparent reason!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they've sent me 2 today for no apparent reason!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What is this the "violation!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
No they do notWww@Enter-QA@Com
lool
gess notWww@Enter-QA@Com
gess notWww@Enter-QA@Com
only when there doing yours dear~]Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good point!.Www@Enter-QA@Com