What would you do if a mouse jumped in your chocolate milk and slapped you in th!


Question: What would you do if a mouse jumped in your chocolate milk and slapped you in the face!?
huh!. these are things that have to be thought through thoroughly!. lol Www@Enter-QA@Com


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I was just wondering the same thing!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would sit in stunned silence for a while, and then start calling everybody I know telling them about it!. Then I'd write a song about it!. The lyrics would go something like this:

Hey, did you happen to see
The mouse that hurdled my milk
And triple slapped me
I was lost in a haze
Confused for days
Is it real or a prank
I don't care, I just want to thank
That slap-happy mouse
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say

"oh mr mousy, don't wanna take that strawberrry and make a milk chocalatey ooey-gooey--ness magical fun-FEST merry go round!?!"

don't be a smorgesborg of turmoil and hop-scotch in my lactait because I wanna eat all the milky goodness and watch it manifest into curdles--CURDLESSSSS in my tummy wummy-tum TUM!

and then I'd eat him!. YUM! yuuuuuuuuME!

and THEN i'd say, "oh mr mousy, you are lousy wousy, but you taste better than crab cakes with doo doo butter!"

and then I'd eat him AGAIN!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I WOULD BE PISSED! first of all choclate milk is DELICIOUS! and if you f*** with my choclate milk s*** is going down!!.!.!.!.!.!.how dare they, and if its a moose! dear god, and on top of all that if it slapped me!.!.!.!.!.these are very disturbing thoughts that will haunt me!. now i will never be able to enjoy my choclate milk agian!.!.!.!.!.THANKS
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Probably laugh, i would hardly be injured or hurt from a slap being delivered from a somewhat chocoholic mouse!. Or incredibly amazed either wayWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hey there,

I would think that he wanted a cookie to go with it so I would get him one and it would go on and on!.


Signed,
bwmorencyWww@Enter-QA@Com

GLADIATOR MICE!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Take a photo, this is deffiently a kodak moment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

stop smoking the hemp immediately!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

blend the mouse and add him to the milk!
yum yum, drink up!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wake up and call a dream interpreter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Start a vaudeville act!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Shove him and my chocolate milk down the drain!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Jump then feed it to one of my snakes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would wonder how he learned how to swim Www@Enter-QA@Com

get tom to come eat jerry!.
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

slap him back DUHWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'd kick his @ssWww@Enter-QA@Com

i would say hey!! go get me some more
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i dunno!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i'd eat the mouse!.!.
adds more flavour to the chocolate milk!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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