Moms: what do you tell the kids when it's time for you and dad to disappear !
Question: Moms: what do you tell the kids when it's time for you and dad to disappear upstairs for a while!?
!.!.!.and you don't want the little buggers to interrupt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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We usually just wait until their asleep and occasionally we sneak one in on Saturday mornings when they become zombie-like in front of the cartoons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that we're going to clean the upstairs bathroom!. Unless they want to clean it themselves - they shouldn't come up the stairs!.
Who am I kidding!?!? My bedroom is on the main floor!. I wouldn't want to go upstairs, that's where the kids' rooms are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who am I kidding!?!? My bedroom is on the main floor!. I wouldn't want to go upstairs, that's where the kids' rooms are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I give them sound proof earmuffs, a cardboard box, and some markers!.
If they dont have enough imagination to be a fighter pilot then they arent gonna have enough imagination to figure out mommys gettin railed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If they dont have enough imagination to be a fighter pilot then they arent gonna have enough imagination to figure out mommys gettin railed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hey tiger, I'm not sure how to break it to you but!.!.!.you were adopted!. Why don't you take the next 6 hours to search for your real parents!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Okay kids, your father is going to be using a jackhammer!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
well, i'm not a mom, but if I were I'd slip the little rascal a few shots of rum into his sippy cup so he can knock out for the rest of the nightWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've told the kids that their father is a part time doctor and it's time for my examWww@Enter-QA@Com
We have to talk!. And no, it doesn't work!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
All our kids are in reform school so we don't have to worry or go upstairs!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
kids, daddy and i have some business to take car of!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Were going to take a nap, don't wake us up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, that never works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
We don't have an upstairs!.!.!.!.!.now what!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Be nice!.!.!.we're going to wrap your birthday presents!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com