How do you go about weighing...?!


Question: How do you go about weighing!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.a skidmark!?
Is there an equation I can use!?

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Throw the offending apparel against the wall and measure the amount of time it takes to slide to the floor!. Then measure the size of the smear on both the wall and floor!. Finally, apply Newton's second law of motion: Force = mass x acceleration!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

After removing all foreign objects (peanuts, corn, etc!.) weigh the garment!. Wash and dry it, then weigh it again!. The difference is the weight of the "skidmark"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I saw this on forsake this file!.

Scrape the skidmark with the bestest grade butter knife!.

Carefully gather the particles onto a scale used to measure such things!.

After you get the weight, you can bleach the particles and put them in a bag or bottle!.

On the show this one guy made a killing on bleached skidmarks!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Weigh two sections of the road of EXACT dimension - a section of the road that DOES NOT have a skid mark then weigh a section of the road with the skid mark!.

Then subtract the weight of the NON-mark from the one WITH skidmark!. and that's your answer!.

Lateral thinking lives!

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you don't actually weigh it you measure how long the marks are on the pavement and there is another part of the math that I always forget and you get the miles per hour Www@Enter-QA@Com

First you have to weigh an identical pair of undies (clean and dry)
then weigh the skiddy ones,subtract the weight of the clean ones and voila!.
and they said I couldn't "do" math hmm!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LxWxDxF or
length x width x density x funk

Density is measured by the amount of light allowed to
pass through when held up to the noon day sun, and funk is measured using the GRS (gag reflex standard!.)
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Take into consideration: the weight of the vehicle, the speed of said vehicle, and the amount of beans digested!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1 washing machine + 1 cup of soap + 1/2 cup bleach = no skid mark!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tire sub 0 minus Tire sub 1Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is not necessary when you don't wipe your butt on the pavement!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

pi = pi Www@Enter-QA@Com

You ask it how much it weighs!. Don't be shy!.
Just don't tell it that it looks curvy on the pavement!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO at Joe!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

you use inches or feet according to how long it is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wait I need to ask my dog!. She wants to know if you are bringing a 6 pack next time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

all I know is that when wiped it weighs way less!.!.!.xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com



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