If your pet could talk, whats the first thing it would say to you?!


Question: If your pet could talk, whats the first thing it would say to you!?
I think my dog would ask why I'm always playing with her ears

lol and I would say because they're sooo soooft

How bout you!? Whats your pet and what would it say!?

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Answers:
My cat would say!.!.


"you know that thing you have me do!? Chasing the laser pointer!?"

"That **** aint funny!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo biaatch where you been at!?

(Because I have moved out of my parents home)

Id be like : Hunee, shh don't use that type of language lets get you to a speech therapist!.!.!.I love you ohh who wants a rub on the bellie!? You do YOUD DO!!

And she'd run away!.!.

Or if I was talking to my puppy (Hunee, the one I was just speaking to is a kittie) She'd be like

Oh your home, your home, walkies WALKIES lets walk on the bech and the train tracks and the city and OHH EVERYWHERE i love you I love YOU pant pant pant pant tail wag!

And id be like "Aww come here who wants a rub on the bellie!.!.!.

Wait!? You two can talk!?

*Passes Out*
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well my kitty tigger thinks that he is such a goody goody princess so he would probably demand me to go get him a low fat moco choco caramel lotte with extra whipped cream and a sprinkle winkle of cinniman with a dash of vanilla!.

my dog is an idiot, he would probably just be like "wait!.!.!. what!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get up!! Why are you sleeping!?!? It's time to play with me!!
Stop working!! It's time to play with me!!
What do you mean you're done playing with me already!?!? That wasn't long enough!! C'mon !.!.!. just a little bit longer!!!

That's what he thinks about all day and that's what'd he'd be saying nonstop!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm hungry! Why wont you feed me every second of the day!?!?!?

I have a Puggle with an eating disorder!. He is morbidly obese and on a diet!. Which is sad for my Boxer, because he doesn't need to be on a diet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would say "Who said dogs can't talk!? It's juts we have nothing to say!.!.!."


WOOF!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get me some ice cream!

He knows the word!. He sits by the freezer and whines and arfs if you say ice cream!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why do you hold me like a baby!?

I would tell her its because she has a puppy face and she is cuddly, no matter hold she isWww@Enter-QA@Com

Dog- Yo quiero taco bell Www@Enter-QA@Com

i love stroking his snout and ears and tail lol so he prob say get off my tail ears and snout and feed me woman !Www@Enter-QA@Com

He would say this in a gangster accent "Yo white girl im hungry feed me some chow!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol, "Why can't I go with you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have a pekignese (2 of them) and a boxer! They would probably tell me to get a life of my own!!
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My cat Chilli would say,
For God's sake, leave me alone, all I want to do is go to sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"WALK MEEEEEE''Www@Enter-QA@Com

i have 3 cats and they would most likely say 'my god, must you always pick me up and mess with me!?' lol Www@Enter-QA@Com

FEED ME!
They are always wanting me to get them food, even after they've been fed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

my pet would tell me to tell my brother to stop f*cking abusing her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Stop holding me! Yes I am adorbale, but a cat needs space!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why i never leaver her alone
(dog)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Leave me the hell alone ! ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com

"**** you" she would say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"make me my dinner b***h!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why do you get to eat steak and I eat these dried biscuits!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

why you are so cruel with meWww@Enter-QA@Com

my cat would tell me to feed her, because right now she is on a diet becasue shes HUGE!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get off my tail!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

My dog would say "U spoil me so much! why!?"
And I would go "Because ur my princess, thats why Princess is ur middle name!."
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