Do you enjoy these jokes?!
Question: Do you enjoy these jokes!?
If Obama and Biden were sinking in a ship who would be saved!?
Society!
haha i love that but if you like Obama then think of that as McCain then!.
also what about this one!.
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall!?
DAM!
haha like the water dam!?
haha gets me everytime!
lo
you got any funny jokes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Society!
haha i love that but if you like Obama then think of that as McCain then!.
also what about this one!.
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall!?
DAM!
haha like the water dam!?
haha gets me everytime!
lo
you got any funny jokes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I was with 50 cent the other day, and he commented on my jumper!. He asked where I had got it from and I told him I had made it myself!.
He replied "Gee, You knit!?"
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He replied "Gee, You knit!?"
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Two kids are trick or treating, they go to a door and a man answers, he says "Wow you have a lot of candy little boy! You don't need anymore, i'm going to take half of what's in your bag and give it to a kid too lazy to trick or treat!"
the little boys walk away and one of them says "He must be a Democrat"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the little boys walk away and one of them says "He must be a Democrat"Www@Enter-QA@Com
What was the last thing that went through the bugs mind when it hit the windshield!?
Its a$$hole!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its a$$hole!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you switched the first joke to McCain then i love it
i don't think the second one is funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't think the second one is funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
umm!.!.!.!.i laugh at just about EVERYTHING and those didnt even make me crack a dam smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
Man who stand on toilet high on pot!. Everyone knows that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol I like the second one XD
I've got a couple of funny jokes :
It was the nursery teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift!.
The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present!. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers"!. "How did you guess!?" asked the little boy!. She laughed and thanked him!.
The second student, whose parents own a sweet shop, gave her a present!. She held it and said, "I guess that is some sweets!."
"How did you guess!?" asked the little boy!. She again laughed and thanked him also!.
The third student, whose parents own a wine outlet, gave her a box which was leaking!. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it!. "Mmmmm is it wine!?" she asked!.
"No," said the little girl!.
So she tasted it again!. "Is it Champagne!?" she asked!.
"No," replied the little girl, "It is a puppy!."
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club!. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk!. Everyone else in the room stops to listen!.??MAN: "Hello"?WOMAN: "Honey, it's me!. Are you at the club!?"?MAN: "Yes"?WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat!. It's?only $1,000!. Is it OK if I buy it!?"?MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much!."??WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007?models!. I saw one I really liked!."?MAN: "How much!?"?WOMAN: "$80,000!."?MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options!."??WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing!. The house we wanted last year is back on the market!. They're asking $950,000!."?MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000!."?WOMAN: "OK!. I'll see you later! I love you!"?MAN: "Bye, I love you, too!."??The man hangs up!. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment!. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is!?!?!?!!!"
A lady got on a bus holding a baby!. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!."?In a huff, the lady slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus!.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong!. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed!. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers!."??You're right," She said!. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!."??"That's a good idea," the man said!. "Here, let me hold your monkey!.
A guy hears a knocking on his door!. He opens it up, and no one is
there!. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting
on the doormat!. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a
field!.
Ten years goes by, and one day he hears a knocking on his door!.
He opens it up and no one is there!. He looks all around, and he
finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat!. The snail says,
"What the fck was that all about!?"
Haha ENJOY !
<3Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've got a couple of funny jokes :
It was the nursery teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift!.
The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present!. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers"!. "How did you guess!?" asked the little boy!. She laughed and thanked him!.
The second student, whose parents own a sweet shop, gave her a present!. She held it and said, "I guess that is some sweets!."
"How did you guess!?" asked the little boy!. She again laughed and thanked him also!.
The third student, whose parents own a wine outlet, gave her a box which was leaking!. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it!. "Mmmmm is it wine!?" she asked!.
"No," said the little girl!.
So she tasted it again!. "Is it Champagne!?" she asked!.
"No," replied the little girl, "It is a puppy!."
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club!. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk!. Everyone else in the room stops to listen!.??MAN: "Hello"?WOMAN: "Honey, it's me!. Are you at the club!?"?MAN: "Yes"?WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat!. It's?only $1,000!. Is it OK if I buy it!?"?MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much!."??WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007?models!. I saw one I really liked!."?MAN: "How much!?"?WOMAN: "$80,000!."?MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options!."??WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing!. The house we wanted last year is back on the market!. They're asking $950,000!."?MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000!."?WOMAN: "OK!. I'll see you later! I love you!"?MAN: "Bye, I love you, too!."??The man hangs up!. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment!. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is!?!?!?!!!"
A lady got on a bus holding a baby!. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!."?In a huff, the lady slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus!.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong!. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed!. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers!."??You're right," She said!. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!."??"That's a good idea," the man said!. "Here, let me hold your monkey!.
A guy hears a knocking on his door!. He opens it up, and no one is
there!. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting
on the doormat!. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a
field!.
Ten years goes by, and one day he hears a knocking on his door!.
He opens it up and no one is there!. He looks all around, and he
finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat!. The snail says,
"What the fck was that all about!?"
Haha ENJOY !
<3Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yea there Ok I dont know any good jokes, thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
nahWww@Enter-QA@Com
your firt one is ******** stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
They were kind of funny:)
But read these ones:
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, "If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink!?" The Barkeep says "Depends on how good of a trick it is!."
The Drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a frog and places him behind the piano!. The frog starts to play the sweetest jazz riff the barkeeper has ever heard!. He pours the drunk his drink!.
The drunk, after killing his drink says, "If I show you another trick can I have another free one!?" The barkeep says "If it is anything like that last one, you can drink free all night!." The drunk reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, sets it on top of the piano, and the rat starts scatting along with the frog!."
Impressed, the barkeeper starts to pour drinks as fast as the drunk can drink 'em!. After several hours, a big time Hollywood agent walks in, sees the act and franticaly asks the barkeeper who it belongs to!. The barkeeper points to the drunk who is passed out on the floor!.
The agent wakes him up and says, "I will give you 1 Million dollars for that act!." The drunks says "not for sale"!. The agent says, "Ok, 100 grand for just the scating rat!." The drunk say, "deal" The agent writes the check and leaves with the rat!.
The barkeeper looks at the drunk and says, "Are you nuts!? You had a Million dollar act that you just broke up for a whimpy 100 g's!?"
The Drunk says, "Relax, the frog is a vantriliqist"
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car!. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car you scumbags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat!.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition!. She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why!. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down!. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station!.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun!.
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen!. Which one is the real cowboy!?
The one on the range!.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat!?
Cut off your head!.
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
Q!. Where do you find a one legged dog!?
A!. Where you left it!.
Q!. What's pink and fluffy
A!. Pink fluff
Q!. What's blue and fluffy
A!. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Two muffins are in the oven!.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no!.!.!. It's a talking muffin"
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But read these ones:
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, "If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink!?" The Barkeep says "Depends on how good of a trick it is!."
The Drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a frog and places him behind the piano!. The frog starts to play the sweetest jazz riff the barkeeper has ever heard!. He pours the drunk his drink!.
The drunk, after killing his drink says, "If I show you another trick can I have another free one!?" The barkeep says "If it is anything like that last one, you can drink free all night!." The drunk reaches into his other pocket, pulls out a rat, sets it on top of the piano, and the rat starts scatting along with the frog!."
Impressed, the barkeeper starts to pour drinks as fast as the drunk can drink 'em!. After several hours, a big time Hollywood agent walks in, sees the act and franticaly asks the barkeeper who it belongs to!. The barkeeper points to the drunk who is passed out on the floor!.
The agent wakes him up and says, "I will give you 1 Million dollars for that act!." The drunks says "not for sale"!. The agent says, "Ok, 100 grand for just the scating rat!." The drunk say, "deal" The agent writes the check and leaves with the rat!.
The barkeeper looks at the drunk and says, "Are you nuts!? You had a Million dollar act that you just broke up for a whimpy 100 g's!?"
The Drunk says, "Relax, the frog is a vantriliqist"
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car!. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car you scumbags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat!.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition!. She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why!. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down!. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station!.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun!.
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen!. Which one is the real cowboy!?
The one on the range!.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat!?
Cut off your head!.
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
Q!. Where do you find a one legged dog!?
A!. Where you left it!.
Q!. What's pink and fluffy
A!. Pink fluff
Q!. What's blue and fluffy
A!. Pink fluff holding it's breath
Two muffins are in the oven!.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no!.!.!. It's a talking muffin"
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