Why oh why must my contacts live so far away?!


Question: Why oh why must my contacts live so far away!?
there are so many that i would like to meet!.!.!.and realize that i never will due to distance!.

but i have a solution; i think they should divorce their husbands, send the kids to a farm, and then come live with me!. nevermind the fact that my cabin only has one bedroom, we'll make it work somehow!. no need to worry about finding jobs either; half of the population in this town lives on welfare, and we can too!

POLL; could a three-room cabin with over 30 female contacts be cozy enough!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I have a contact who lives less then 10 minutes away but she won't come over to my house and bang me!. How sad is that!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't live that far, and don't tempt me because I will buy a plane ticket and be on the first freaking flight out of this hell hole!.

To answer your poll question, it'll be fine as long as we all get equal time in the bathroom and have plenty of closet space!.

Keep in mind, I am sans husband and ankle biters too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Rofl!.!.!.I think Valkyrie summed it up best about adding the bathrooms!.!.!.

but I should warn you!.!.!.30 women in one house would likely send you to a farm!.!.!.a funny one!.!.!.

You MIGHT be okay for about a month, but once they start PMS ing, lol, u will be running for the hills my friend!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'd go bang Barry if he was about 10 minutes closer!.

1 bedroom is fine--but you're going to have to add about 25 bathrooms!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

im single and i dont have any kids but i think we should all move in a house like the playboy mansion! you can be like Hugh Heftner!! haha Www@Enter-QA@Com

Its okay !.!.!. I live in my imagination and you are invited to move in !.!.!.!. just be careful where you step!. I just shampooed the carpet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i'll do that for you, baby!.

im not a creep!.

!.!.promise!.

im not lyingWww@Enter-QA@Com

i call shotgun on half your twin sized mattress on the floor love!.

poll: cozy enough for me!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am divorced,kids are old enough to be on their own,but sadly we arent contacts!.!.!.oh damn


*wonders where Barry lives*Www@Enter-QA@Com

My contacts are all very far away tooWww@Enter-QA@Com

I feel the same way!. I love my contacts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hey man if they dont fit in ur cabin i'll accept some of your contacts in my cabin LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG I think I should add you!

lucky you care for your contacts much, while me!? nah it's just nothing!. at least I love some of my contacts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmmmmm do you live in Utah!? I don't have a husband or children!. I suppose that rules me out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Cuz u smell!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am not sending my kid to a farm!.!.!.
You will just have to learn to like the sound of Daddy!.
OH no!.!.!.not from me babes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i love my contact the way they are no changing them at allWww@Enter-QA@Com

They don't want wierdos like you to locate them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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