How can I make spreadsheets sexier ?!


Question: How can I make spreadsheets sexier !?
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Spreadsheets are inherently unsexy, unfortunately, but I always 'Christianise' mine by ensuring they look good, are concise, and don't make the reader want to scoop their eyes out with a spoon!. I think the content is key but that the presentation must be tip-top all the time!.

I use a specific font and only ever use two neutral colours for highlighting!. Avoid Times New Roman, and never capitalise except for titles!. Don't highlight anything in luminous yellow or any of the more garish colours, and keep the whole thing as simple as you can!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Graphics does it! Add a few charts (3d ones are good) !.!. line graphs, scatterplots -- that definitely makes any spreadsheet presentation 'more (oh, how do I say this -- desireable!?) to the audience!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nipple tassles
a sequinned thong
slutty shoes !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Paint them all different colours, change the size perhaps!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aren't they sexy enough already!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Excel is sexier!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Glitter baby !!Www@Enter-QA@Com

put boobs down the sides and a big furburger at the topWww@Enter-QA@Com

spice them up variety is coolWww@Enter-QA@Com

finger paint them with !.!. kinky words!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Cotton panties!.

edit!. OH my!. I think this Q has just had a thumbs down drive-by from the R&S people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

get satin ones,,,in black,!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

spray them down with a naughty perfume Www@Enter-QA@Com

Add a woman :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

You have to lay them out!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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