What is your favorite quote from The Simpsons?!


Question: What is your favorite quote from The Simpsons!?
Answers:
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably!. The lesson is, never try!.

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist!. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!.
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist!. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!.

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story!.”

Ned: Hey Homie, I can see ya doodle!

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos!.

I only remeber these because they made me laugh so hard!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Homer needs to raise 500 bucks for a bowling league and while in bed the following conversation occurs
Marge "No Homer!. I will NOT give you five hundred dollars for sex!!"
Homer "Why not it's a win win situation"Www@Enter-QA@Com

You won't eat are meat but you'll glue with our feet!

Carl-Watch me take advantage of his happiness!. Uh Mr!.Burns can I have a raise!?
Burns- Clean out your desk you're gone!
Carl- Well I had a good run!.

It takes two to lie, one to lie one to listen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

All right, brain!. I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's work together and get through this, and I'll go back to killing you slowly with beer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

when i grow up im going to buy a basketball team and a soccer team and make them play baseball-homer
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You tried your best and you failed miserably!. The lesson is never try-homerWww@Enter-QA@Com

DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Kowabunga M Fers!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Beer is the cause of and solution to all life's problems!." Homer SimpsonWww@Enter-QA@Com

I am so smart! S-M-R-T!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Facts are USELESS!.!.!.!. they can be used to prove ANYTHINGWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hey Ma, how 'bout some cookies!?
No dice!.
This ain't ova!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think it goes 'Donuts!.!.!. is there nothing they can't do!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

doh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Eat my shorts


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eat my shortsWww@Enter-QA@Com



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