Is this the best Halloween joke ever?!
Question: Is this the best Halloween joke ever!?
Q: Why did the ghost cross the road!?
(wait for it)
A: To get to the other side!. (ha ha ha!! get it!?)
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(wait for it)
A: To get to the other side!. (ha ha ha!! get it!?)
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Answers:
lol wow!! Good one!.!.!. : o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good, in a cheesy way!. I like it!.
Here's a freebie, punny one for you!. Because I feel like sharing:
A guy walked down a dark alley late at night!. Behind him, he could hear a *thump, thump, thump*!.!.!. He kept hearing it as he made his way down the street!. *Thump thump thump* It stopped when he stopped; it continued when he continued!. He was being followed! (But by what!?) *thump thuMP THUMP* It was getting closer and closer - the guy started running!. *thump THUMP THUMP* It was a huge, black shadow!. Almost home!! *THUMP THUMP THUMP* The guy ran into his house and up the stairs!. *THUMP THUMP THUMP* It was in his house! *THUMP THUMP THUMP* The guy ran into his bathroom, grabbed a handful of throat lozenges, and threw it at the thing behind him!.!.!. And the coffin stopped!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's a freebie, punny one for you!. Because I feel like sharing:
A guy walked down a dark alley late at night!. Behind him, he could hear a *thump, thump, thump*!.!.!. He kept hearing it as he made his way down the street!. *Thump thump thump* It stopped when he stopped; it continued when he continued!. He was being followed! (But by what!?) *thump thuMP THUMP* It was getting closer and closer - the guy started running!. *thump THUMP THUMP* It was a huge, black shadow!. Almost home!! *THUMP THUMP THUMP* The guy ran into his house and up the stairs!. *THUMP THUMP THUMP* It was in his house! *THUMP THUMP THUMP* The guy ran into his bathroom, grabbed a handful of throat lozenges, and threw it at the thing behind him!.!.!. And the coffin stopped!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the cow cross the road!?
(wait for it)
To get to the udder side!. (ha ha ha!! get it!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(wait for it)
To get to the udder side!. (ha ha ha!! get it!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
*coughs uncomfortably*Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is the gayest joke everWww@Enter-QA@Com
p issed myself!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW!Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor casperWww@Enter-QA@Com
awsome it was great Www@Enter-QA@Com
sure is
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*uhh!.!.no!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i heard this before!.sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com