How can i make myself ill?!


Question: How can i make myself ill!?
i am not being stupid but i just need a few days off school because i am so tired emotionally etc, and my dad wont let me stay home unless im sick!. any way i can eat or take something to make me throw up or sick!?
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you can use Ipecac but I don't reccomend it because you can die (it will make you throw up but seriously - don't try it)
say you have a fever then run the thermometer through hot water (be careful in case you get electrocuted)
say your stomach hurts really bad because of your period (if you are a girl)
go outside with wet hair and shorts but that's not reccomended because you'll probably get sick after
um!.!. i guess the 2nd one is your best shot or 3rd
good luck!.!.
i know how you feel (:
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Put a hot compress to your forehead, take a really hot bath, draw red dots on your face!. The heat from the compress and bath will raise your body temperature and you'll feel dizzy!. Dizziness and a high temperature are the best signs of an illness or a cold!. Much better than making yourself sick, that's never a good thing!. Eat something really sweet like ice cream or cake before bed, some tuna salad, egg salad, fruit drinks, the mayo, sweetness in all those before bed makes for a bad stomachache, trust me I've tried many times!. also, stay up late, so you'll be really tired combined with the stomachacheWww@Enter-QA@Com

No point actually makin urself ill, that wud defeat the purpose, no1 has to know you aren't splash some water under ur eyes , smudgin ur makeup if you have some on and say you feel really ill etc etc!.!.used to work all the time for me, you can have a drink go toilet and pretend to be sick throwing the water in so it sounds like it

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Take cold showers!.On the air con & fan at full blast!.Take hot showers!.On the air con & fan at full blast!.Repeat the cycle at least 10-15 times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Talk to the councilor our something! It's what they're their for! What would you do if whatever you did to yourself didn't clear up after a few days!? Www@Enter-QA@Com

Try sniffing someone's sneeze!. Or eating poop!. Literally!. You'll get all sorts of crazy vomiting bugs/parasites/etc!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Think of all your problems, that usually makes me dizzy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

just say you have a really sore throat and eat alot of red candies to make your throat look red I guessWww@Enter-QA@Com

or u can get wet [like take a cold shower] then go outside for half and hour!. you'll be sick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just pretend!Www@Enter-QA@Com

http://www!.wikihow!.com/Fake-Sick-to-Stay!.!.!.
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