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Question: Will you tell me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Will you tell me something funny, im not feeling well :(
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Answers:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=E5uWpizKF!.!.!.
I know you will laugh at this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know you will laugh at this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The other day I got in the wrong car!. I thought it was my friend's car, so I opened the door, sat down, closed the door and clicked in my seat belt (it was night time and I did this all fairly quickly)!. Seconds later I find out that it wasn't my friend in the driver's seat, but some old man looking very, very terrified!. Yeahhh!.!. it was a little embarrassing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Computers:
1) In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on!.
2) They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem!.
3) They have a lot of data but are still clueless!.
4) As soon as you commit to one, you realise that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model!.
5) They hear what you say, but not what you mean!.
Ok!.!.!. so!.!.!. there was Stupid, Shutup, and Poop!.
Stupid and Shutup went into the police office and said: "We need help, we lost our friend!."
The cop says: "Ok!.!.!. whats your name!?"
Shutup says: "Shutup!."
The cop replies and says: "Excuse me!?!"
"SHUTUP"
And then the cop asks for Stupid's name and he says: "Stupid!."
The cop says: "Excuse me!?!"
"STUPID"
So then the cop just gave up and said: "OK!?!! What's your problem!?"
Shutup and Stupid say: "Well we were driving down the road and Poop fell out of the car!!!"
A man's sister has twins, a girl and a boy so he offers to go and register them, and when he gets to the register office he realised he didn't know what to name them!. So he chose their name!. Then he went home and told his sister that the girl was called 'denice', she said ok that's nice what about the boy!? "Oh he's called denephew!"
What is the definition of barbeque!? A line you wait in to buy dolls!.
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1) In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on!.
2) They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem!.
3) They have a lot of data but are still clueless!.
4) As soon as you commit to one, you realise that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model!.
5) They hear what you say, but not what you mean!.
Ok!.!.!. so!.!.!. there was Stupid, Shutup, and Poop!.
Stupid and Shutup went into the police office and said: "We need help, we lost our friend!."
The cop says: "Ok!.!.!. whats your name!?"
Shutup says: "Shutup!."
The cop replies and says: "Excuse me!?!"
"SHUTUP"
And then the cop asks for Stupid's name and he says: "Stupid!."
The cop says: "Excuse me!?!"
"STUPID"
So then the cop just gave up and said: "OK!?!! What's your problem!?"
Shutup and Stupid say: "Well we were driving down the road and Poop fell out of the car!!!"
A man's sister has twins, a girl and a boy so he offers to go and register them, and when he gets to the register office he realised he didn't know what to name them!. So he chose their name!. Then he went home and told his sister that the girl was called 'denice', she said ok that's nice what about the boy!? "Oh he's called denephew!"
What is the definition of barbeque!? A line you wait in to buy dolls!.
I hope you like these, let me know!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man gets up one morning to find his wife cooking!. He glances into the pot and sees one of his socks! "What ARE you doing"!? he asks her!.!.!.!.!."Exactly what you asked me to do, when you staggered to bed drunk last night" she replies!.!.!.!.Puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock"!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are soon to be evicted from your womb and then you will be swiftly spanked, have someone stick a finger in your mouth and squirt you with something foreign to you!. That is a birthday!. Hope yours is better than that!. happy Birthday in two days!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok i will tell you my favorite joke which most people kind stupid but i think it is funny!.
ok,
why couldn't sally go on the swing!?
because sally was a fish!
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ok,
why couldn't sally go on the swing!?
because sally was a fish!
hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
one of the dogs got its bone stuck under the sofa its been trying to pull it out for about 20 minsWww@Enter-QA@Com