Why do men go blind after marriage ?!


Question: Why do men go blind after marriage !?
My hubby asked me already three times different questions regarding "where is this and where is that!?" WTF !? Why can't he see that things are right in FRONT OF HIM !?!?!? Geez !!!

Btw, my kids are the same ! They can never find anything !!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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tell me about it!. he calls me at work desperate that can't find anything to dress our daughter!. like the wardrobe is not big enough!. they like to play stupid since we are there to help!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not blind, just short term memory loss!.

And slowness on the uptake!.

It is, unfortunately, a very common syndrome and as far as I know, there is no scientific explanation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The best term I heard used was "Cluttered Mind" syndrome!.

Too much multifunctioning can overwhelm any man or woman's mind with details that delay recovery of facts from our memory!.

Its not a disease, just too many people in your life, making too many demands at once!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol - well, I've often wondered that about the men around here when I get a glimpse of their wife!.!.!.!. uh hem!.

Kids are blind too - One reason, as moms, we have eyes in the back of our heads!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Men, legend has it, go blind after too much masturbation!. Men, fact has it, don't get laid very often once they get married!. Work it out!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i know!!!!

they expect you to know the exact position of each and every object in your house-then you find it and they put it back somewhere else!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Check his Past!. Was he used to blind dates !?!?
Because if his dates were blind, imagine what happens to his wedding!!
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Because women tidy everyone else stuff up and hide it in illogical places !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The same thing goes for a woman's ability to take out the garbage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Because they expect us women to be their bloody eyes for them!. Once they have the wife at home all responsibility they have of what's in the home diminishes!. It's OUR job now! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Because we make everything so damn easy for all of them ! Guilty as charged !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Because Women keep poking our eyes out looking at other women geez!

Just kidding!.

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Because they don't look with their eyes but with their!.!.!.!.!. You know what i mean!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hi because its easier to shout than look Hugs Www@Enter-QA@Com

Deaf too, right!?

What!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


they are not blind!.!.!. just lazy and cant be bothered helping out!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

we're not blind, just lazyWww@Enter-QA@Com

My little brother is like that!. He isn't blind, he's just lazy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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