Other than 'don't drop the soap', What advice could I give someone w!


Question: Other than 'don't drop the soap', What advice could I give someone who's going to jail!?
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Practice storing things in a bad placeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Dropping the soap is a myth!.
Best thing is to not act scared!.
They sense fear and then you become "Prey" also depends on if you are going to County or "Prison"
Don't complain about the food cause there are guys that are going to be there a long time and have to eat that and get pissed if someone is always complaining about the conditions!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tell them to hang in there it could be worst tell them hopefully you can visit them soon!. Tell them to read the Bible it helps and stay clam as much as possilble!. Tell them I will pray for them also I hate jails the Pigs I can do without they some times stick the wrong people into them and let the others run wild!. I know my brother was murder 5 years ago and now the person runs free them are the ones I want in jail not the good ones good luck and best wishes to all Www@Enter-QA@Com

when you go to jail they make you write down phone numbers of people who you can call, and they must be local numbers!. If they have cash on them when they actually go to the jail it will be taken and put into an account for the prisoner to use to buy stuff with like ramen noodles!. also wear as many layers of socks and boxers as possible since laundry is not commonWww@Enter-QA@Com

Basically the key to getting a good reputation in jail is to act as tough as you can!. Actions speak louder than words and remember to look people right in the eyes when you talk to them!.

Although knowing someone as low-class as you, you'll probably be in jail many times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If you know ahead of time, put on a couple pairs of underwear and socks, and a white t-shirt!. Jails don't give you socks and underwear and if you have a plain white T you can wear that too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

establish yourself when you get there so you don't become someone's *****!.!.!.!.don't get yourself killed though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

don't know, never been there, I would tell him/her to be good and stay out of trouble, maybe they will let them out early for good behavior, and hopefully he/she has learned there lessonWww@Enter-QA@Com

have people send cigarettes in care packages!. even if you dont smoke, you can trade them for other things!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Make someone your b*tch, or become someone's b*tch!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Dont lose yourself!. Dont lose hope!. Always remember the good outside!. Watch your back!. Try to survive!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is for prison, not jail!.!.
get your first fight out of the way, you choose the person, don't wait to get chosen!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

don't snitch and hang with your own!. Even if you're not a racist it is best advised to become one until you are free again!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

tell him to look forward to having a new fat girl pen pal soon!.!.!.she will prolly be from Tennesse and hope to become his wife when he gets out~Www@Enter-QA@Com

Respect your fellow inmate!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

What did you do now!?
Don't tell your inmates that you're a yankees fan!. (If you even are a fan!.!.!. I don't really know lol)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Be friends with the biggest guy there!. This way you'll have a guard and won't be someones *****Www@Enter-QA@Com

ALWAYS sit or stand with your back to the wall!. Your butt must be protected at ALL times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

tell them to never back down
straight physicallity the 1st time someone
tries to take your respectWww@Enter-QA@Com

practice bending over with your butt cheeks clamped togetherWww@Enter-QA@Com

try not to take a shower with guys that have a weapon of mass destruction A!.K!.A a big oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

better start lifting now!.
and sleep with your back to the wall!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tell them they can get out early for good behavior!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't back down!. Play Hard!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Watch out for people who want to sit with you at breakfast Www@Enter-QA@Com

sleep with your eyes open;Www@Enter-QA@Com

sleep with one eye openWww@Enter-QA@Com

don't piss anyone offWww@Enter-QA@Com

keep your back to the walls at all times

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stop breaking the law!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

stay away from boviceWww@Enter-QA@Com



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