My boyfriend will be coming to America for the first time to shack up with me.Wh!
Question: My boyfriend will be coming to America for the first time to shack up with me!.What is the best way to welcome!?
him to my country!? Keep in mind, he's a shallow, beer drinking sexpot from the U!.K!.
1!. Serve tea and crumpets off of my naked behind
2!. Re-create the strip search he had to go through at customs in the privacy of my bedroom
3!. Greet him at the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and holding an American flag!.
4!. Have my BFF over for a good old fashioned American 3-way
5!. Other!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Serve tea and crumpets off of my naked behind
2!. Re-create the strip search he had to go through at customs in the privacy of my bedroom
3!. Greet him at the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and holding an American flag!.
4!. Have my BFF over for a good old fashioned American 3-way
5!. Other!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
6!.!.!.don't greet me but slap me!.
7!.stuff the the tea and crumpets in your trench coat as i like my women a bit stained!.
8!. Don't talk as this offends!.
9!. make sure your BFF friends *** is not as big as yours as adultery will happen!.
10!. marry me then support meWww@Enter-QA@Com
7!.stuff the the tea and crumpets in your trench coat as i like my women a bit stained!.
8!. Don't talk as this offends!.
9!. make sure your BFF friends *** is not as big as yours as adultery will happen!.
10!. marry me then support meWww@Enter-QA@Com
The ramifications of each are as follows:
1) Move the wrong way!.!.!.you're going to need a good salve the rest of the weekend to deal with those 2nd degree burns!.!.!.plus!.!.!.!.who wants crumpet crumbs in their crack!?
2) Cute!.!.!.but why wait till you get back to your house!?
3) Very good idea - could be odd if you get searched!.
4) INVENTIVE and definitely a must (looks like Valkrie is a willing participant)!!
5) Make him drive from the airport and give him a good old fashioned HUMMER on the way!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) Move the wrong way!.!.!.you're going to need a good salve the rest of the weekend to deal with those 2nd degree burns!.!.!.plus!.!.!.!.who wants crumpet crumbs in their crack!?
2) Cute!.!.!.but why wait till you get back to your house!?
3) Very good idea - could be odd if you get searched!.
4) INVENTIVE and definitely a must (looks like Valkrie is a willing participant)!!
5) Make him drive from the airport and give him a good old fashioned HUMMER on the way!Www@Enter-QA@Com
27!. Greet him at the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and tea and crumpets where your hibbity hoo-ha is !.!.!.!.!.
Oh, and yes, holding an American flag, too!.
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, and yes, holding an American flag, too!.
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think you showing your giant beaver is plenty!.
Maybe show him to Valkyries cellar for a special treat!.
Welcome to the USA Guido!
~ShaeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe show him to Valkyries cellar for a special treat!.
Welcome to the USA Guido!
~ShaeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Since he's been traveling, he might enjoy an Around the World!.!.!.followed by 1!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do 4, he'll appreciate it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG it's Wil!
the dude with the dark shades!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the dude with the dark shades!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no holes barred Www@Enter-QA@Com
I say 1-4!
<~~~~No plans this weekend if you want to make it a 4-wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
<~~~~No plans this weekend if you want to make it a 4-wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him to bring some heroin in his carry-on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
6!. All the aboveWww@Enter-QA@Com
Invite him to "spill his tea in your harbor"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All of the above, but what about the video for all of your friends!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
2,3 and 4Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
all the above and moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
grow a penis
i know Wil would like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
i know Wil would like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
give him a bj in the airport lobby, that's it yeah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If Guido is coming to your house, I'm coming too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
three AND four!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
all of the above!.!.!.!.friend I have posted a poll for you go check out the answersWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!.2!.3!.and 4!.!.!.
And can i join you guys!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
And can i join you guys!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com