My boyfriend will be coming to America for the first time to shack up with me.Wh!


Question: My boyfriend will be coming to America for the first time to shack up with me!.What is the best way to welcome!?
him to my country!? Keep in mind, he's a shallow, beer drinking sexpot from the U!.K!.

1!. Serve tea and crumpets off of my naked behind

2!. Re-create the strip search he had to go through at customs in the privacy of my bedroom

3!. Greet him at the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and holding an American flag!.

4!. Have my BFF over for a good old fashioned American 3-way

5!. Other!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
6!.!.!.don't greet me but slap me!.

7!.stuff the the tea and crumpets in your trench coat as i like my women a bit stained!.

8!. Don't talk as this offends!.

9!. make sure your BFF friends *** is not as big as yours as adultery will happen!.

10!. marry me then support meWww@Enter-QA@Com

The ramifications of each are as follows:

1) Move the wrong way!.!.!.you're going to need a good salve the rest of the weekend to deal with those 2nd degree burns!.!.!.plus!.!.!.!.who wants crumpet crumbs in their crack!?

2) Cute!.!.!.but why wait till you get back to your house!?

3) Very good idea - could be odd if you get searched!.

4) INVENTIVE and definitely a must (looks like Valkrie is a willing participant)!!

5) Make him drive from the airport and give him a good old fashioned HUMMER on the way!Www@Enter-QA@Com

27!. Greet him at the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and tea and crumpets where your hibbity hoo-ha is !.!.!.!.!.
Oh, and yes, holding an American flag, too!.
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think you showing your giant beaver is plenty!.

Maybe show him to Valkyries cellar for a special treat!.

Welcome to the USA Guido!

~ShaeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Since he's been traveling, he might enjoy an Around the World!.!.!.followed by 1!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Do 4, he'll appreciate it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG it's Wil!
the dude with the dark shades!Www@Enter-QA@Com

no holes barred Www@Enter-QA@Com

I say 1-4!

<~~~~No plans this weekend if you want to make it a 4-wayWww@Enter-QA@Com

Tell him to bring some heroin in his carry-on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

6!. All the aboveWww@Enter-QA@Com

Invite him to "spill his tea in your harbor"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

All of the above, but what about the video for all of your friends!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

2,3 and 4Www@Enter-QA@Com

2 works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

all the above and moreWww@Enter-QA@Com

grow a penis


i know Wil would like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

give him a bj in the airport lobby, that's it yeah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If Guido is coming to your house, I'm coming too!Www@Enter-QA@Com

three AND four!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

all of the above!.!.!.!.friend I have posted a poll for you go check out the answersWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!.2!.3!.and 4!.!.!.

And can i join you guys!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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