Hmm ... I chopped my own fingers and toes off last week.?!
Question: Hmm !.!.!. I chopped my own fingers and toes off last week!.!?
How am i typing!?
Most creative answer wins!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Most creative answer wins!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
You got your mongoose to do it for you!.
CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
Isn't it illegal to chop off a finger(s) 'cause then you cannot be called up to war!?
Anyway,
just before you chopped off your fingers you took a telephone!.
Smashed it up
Took a pair of tweezers
Pulled out some wires
You then smashed up a television
Used some tweezers to pull out more wires 'cause the telephone wasn't enough!.
Sewed the wires together using copper wire and a broomstick (the copper wire as the thread and broomstick as a needle, oh! And the broomstick didn't have any of the sweepy bits, so it was really just a stick)
You sewed the wires together to make a headband and stuck a pencil through a gap in the wires!.
Then put the headband on your head
Chopped off all your fingers and toes
Typed out by using the pencil in the wire-made headband
Then decided it was stupid and used your knees instead (which a witch made very pointy)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anyway,
just before you chopped off your fingers you took a telephone!.
Smashed it up
Took a pair of tweezers
Pulled out some wires
You then smashed up a television
Used some tweezers to pull out more wires 'cause the telephone wasn't enough!.
Sewed the wires together using copper wire and a broomstick (the copper wire as the thread and broomstick as a needle, oh! And the broomstick didn't have any of the sweepy bits, so it was really just a stick)
You sewed the wires together to make a headband and stuck a pencil through a gap in the wires!.
Then put the headband on your head
Chopped off all your fingers and toes
Typed out by using the pencil in the wire-made headband
Then decided it was stupid and used your knees instead (which a witch made very pointy)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You got a lizard to type for you but the Bi*** wouldn't do it so you had to stick pencils in your fingers but then you couldn't Type very fast so you went to the halloween store and got those fake fingers and hot glued them onto your self! LOL!. Now the real question is how did you walk over to the computer to write this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i can see from your avatar your a woman so i don't know but i know how a man could do it without fingers or toes !. he'd have to have some dirty photo's though to help him out !. Www@Enter-QA@Com
there's a program that lets you click on the letter!. Its slow but it works if there is a problem with your keyboard!.
or
you have that pen thing which lets you right a word in your handwriting and it tries to predict what you are writing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
or
you have that pen thing which lets you right a word in your handwriting and it tries to predict what you are writing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sucks fer you!. =]]
Anyhow, yer thumbs, telekinesis, or you hired a typer person!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anyhow, yer thumbs, telekinesis, or you hired a typer person!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Temsilicous!. I mean you're typing like ya got 20 fingers on each toe!. Duh!. I mean like lol!. You're crazy I mean like LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
C'mon use your head! If many people are like you, many will have no jobs!. Hire a typer! (Please can I be your typer, I have no job!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Typing stick attached to a headbandWww@Enter-QA@Com
your tongue!.!.!. or your nose!.!.!. or your forehead!.!.!.
who cares really as long as your grammar and spelling is correct (j/k)Www@Enter-QA@Com
who cares really as long as your grammar and spelling is correct (j/k)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe you hired a complete idiot to type for you!.You pay him in Monopoly money because he is an idiot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are an alien like doctor who or a werewolf like Jacob Black and can regrow limbs very quicklyWww@Enter-QA@Com
with your imaginary fingers or your nose!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
With your tongue!. Unless you cut that out also!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your using your thumbs because you said chopped off your own fingers!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are using two chop sticks which, you are holding in your teeth!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
you are making the poor nurse that is taking care of you in the nut house type for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm afraid Yahoo might delete my answer so I'll leave it to you imagination!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
teeth extendersWww@Enter-QA@Com
With your nose or your elbowsWww@Enter-QA@Com
You asked your sibling or boyfriend or someone else to help you!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
telekinesis!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are getting your whore of a mother to type for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
With a lollipop stick stuck in your mouthWww@Enter-QA@Com
With pencils or straws glued to your hand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have a stick in your mouth,
and you are using that to type!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and you are using that to type!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tongueWww@Enter-QA@Com
really!?!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are wearing glovesWww@Enter-QA@Com
you got someone to glue your chopped off fingers to your mouth lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
With Your Nose And Tongue,And Holding Two Sticks Between Your Teeth :)Www@Enter-QA@Com