How can I go home to my wife with a hickey?!
Question: How can I go home to my wife with a hickey!?
I swear I was minding my business when a cleaning person carrying a vacuum cleaner tripped!. The vacuum was on and the nozzle got me on the neck!.
A coworker rushed over to help me, but her lipstick fell out of her shirt pocket and got all over my collar!. I finally managed to get the vacuum off me, but I ripped the first 3 buttons on my shirt in the process!.
On top of all of this, the stress has made my leg cramp, so now I'm walking a little funny, too!.
Should I just tell the wife I had an affair to make it easier to explain!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A coworker rushed over to help me, but her lipstick fell out of her shirt pocket and got all over my collar!. I finally managed to get the vacuum off me, but I ripped the first 3 buttons on my shirt in the process!.
On top of all of this, the stress has made my leg cramp, so now I'm walking a little funny, too!.
Should I just tell the wife I had an affair to make it easier to explain!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I can change my name to Dirt Devil if it helps :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
well you know that when you lie you have to try and remember what you made up, tell the truth and take your lumps, they always find out anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You would have to come up with something better than that and being a girl I know that she would not believe you if you told her this!. So think you need to tell her what really happened before she gets even more suspiciousWww@Enter-QA@Com
You're a feking idiot!. Even if you did have a hickey, you're black!. How will that even show!? Knock it off!. Don't go home for a few days until you at least figure out how notWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha! Ha! Ha! Looks like your going to have to try make-up!.
Or try having someone beat the crap out of you so the hickey looks like all the other bruisesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Or try having someone beat the crap out of you so the hickey looks like all the other bruisesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao!.!. if u came back to me with that story i'd smack u so hard across your face!! ur gonna have to come up with something else mate!! to tell her u had an affair is gonna make her 10 times worse than telling her that story!! -x-Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. if it is that the best u can do!.!.!. the 'affair part!." then i know that your full of it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!. Stick with the vacuum cleaner story!. It's believable, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell her the aliens abducted you and experimented with youWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG, your a pig, you need to learn to keep it in your pants, if I was your wife I would castrate you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hide it behind your back like it was a bouquet of roses and then yell, " surprise ! " Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell her the seat belt cut you neck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Slip her a rufie and when she wakes up, tell her she did it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
You should try to get hit by one of those Mary Kay pink Cadillacs on the way home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.ah yu funi guy!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell her you had an affair with the vacuumWww@Enter-QA@Com
I hate it when that happensWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just say you were rapedWww@Enter-QA@Com
LAMEWww@Enter-QA@Com
well, your story sounds like bologna anyways!. so why not ruin your marriage!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yea, I think so!. She'll never believe that anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes!.
otherwise she might want a divorce!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
otherwise she might want a divorce!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your poor wife you aught to be ashamed and I am not telling you how to get rid of it!.!.!.!.lying is not the answerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have you tried using "make up"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL yeah right! your silly! dont go home!Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell her you got in a fight with a girlWww@Enter-QA@Com
yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!.!.!.!.you have to do better than that I would say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hunny!.!.if that is a picture of you, no one can even see your neck!. I wouldn't worry about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha!. i think you have it all covered!.!.!. brilliant, i'd say!. Www@Enter-QA@Com