I walked in and found my mom watching Boys Don't Cry and cutting off her hai!

(Now passing you a burning cylinder of joy!.!.!.)

"Here!.!.!." (cough cough)

"Take this!.!.!.(cough)

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It sounds like you are in a real predicament!.
First, call Oprah and see if there are any openings on her show!.
Second, cut up all of your mother's credit cards so that she cannot go online and order one of those 'plastic man piece' thingy's!.
And finally, order 57 new pairs of socks, except this time keep them all hidden in an empty box of tampons, under your bed!.!.!.!.!. next to your anatomically correct Clay Aiken doll!.
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if she was The Cure's "Boys don't cry" Video, you need to have an invention right now!.!.!.

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=iQhh4Xs8R!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Oh dear!.!.!.Emoitis is striking them older and older now!.
None of us are safe! There is no hope!

Where's my razor blade!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I'd like to help, but I don't have any flannel shirts or work boots for your mom to borrow, sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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try following the yellow brick road!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i worry about you sometimes!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i had a dream that my lesbian friend had a penis last night!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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check your pants for a penis!.!.!. QUICK!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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