What WOULD put the X in X Factor?!
Question: What WOULD put the X in X Factor!?
How about they actually have to play an instrument!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Instant dismissal of anybody with a sob story!.
Instant dismissal of whingey doe-eyed boys who cry when someone mentions their Mum and want to do Frank Sinatra songs!.
Instant dismissal of Frank Sinatra, Robbie Williams, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston songs!.
Instant dismissal of anybody who claims their major influence is 'Boys II Men'!.
Instant dismissal of middle class white kids that try to do Gangsta!.
The understanding that Mark E Smith, Iggy Pop, Steve Malkmus, Kurt Cobain, Lou Reed, all had enormous amounts of X-factor and charisma but wouldn't have passed the first audition of that show and it is therefore a load of bollocks!.
Lastly we should all take a long hard look at Simon Cowells crowning achievements and as ourselves 'What the f**K does he know about musical talent!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Instant dismissal of whingey doe-eyed boys who cry when someone mentions their Mum and want to do Frank Sinatra songs!.
Instant dismissal of Frank Sinatra, Robbie Williams, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston songs!.
Instant dismissal of anybody who claims their major influence is 'Boys II Men'!.
Instant dismissal of middle class white kids that try to do Gangsta!.
The understanding that Mark E Smith, Iggy Pop, Steve Malkmus, Kurt Cobain, Lou Reed, all had enormous amounts of X-factor and charisma but wouldn't have passed the first audition of that show and it is therefore a load of bollocks!.
Lastly we should all take a long hard look at Simon Cowells crowning achievements and as ourselves 'What the f**K does he know about musical talent!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Probably the same as Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Someone who is not after any sympathy in order to get through!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about if they could just come on and not tell the world a sob story so they could get through to the next round Www@Enter-QA@Com
What is the X factor!?!? Have I got it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
XXX with me and the busty spanish one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about Louis being beaten to death with a baseball bat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that EXtreme or EXtra mile they must go ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know! (Think about it!)Www@Enter-QA@Com