What's the craziest thing you have ever heard a kid ask or say? ?!
Question: What's the craziest thing you have ever heard a kid ask or say!? !?
Tell me your stories and the best one will get 10 pts! Stars will be appriciated too :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
"mamam!.!.!. why is that guy on top of her!?" (watching a pg-13 movie)
"a have a toot in my voice!." (she was actually trying to say "i have a cute voice!." lol
"MOMMY I'M LEAKING!!!" (she was sweating)
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"a have a toot in my voice!." (she was actually trying to say "i have a cute voice!." lol
"MOMMY I'M LEAKING!!!" (she was sweating)
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"What does masterbading mean"!?~A kid in 1st grd!.
"Are you alright"!? "I will be if you suck it"~A kid in 2ND grd!
lol these are sum things that happened while i was voluntering at the elementary skool! loL :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Are you alright"!? "I will be if you suck it"~A kid in 2ND grd!
lol these are sum things that happened while i was voluntering at the elementary skool! loL :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
My daughter says something crazy everyday!! Her best would be "Mommy, that girl is FAT, but her eyes are amazing!! I love her!" She is 3!!!
Another would be " Aunt Marcy, do you like NIC-GA Balls!?" But she was really saying Snickers bars!! Half the restaurant heard her and busted up laughing!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another would be " Aunt Marcy, do you like NIC-GA Balls!?" But she was really saying Snickers bars!! Half the restaurant heard her and busted up laughing!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was kinda funny but it was mean!.
my best boy friend is a little overweighted u know,
and a little girl she was 3, asked him:
"eeeeh!.!. jay's friend, why are you so fat!?"
omg!.!. awkward!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my best boy friend is a little overweighted u know,
and a little girl she was 3, asked him:
"eeeeh!.!. jay's friend, why are you so fat!?"
omg!.!. awkward!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's not crazy really, but I had a customer ask me if we accept cash (I work in a restaurant) !.!.!.!.!."Uh, no we only take Visa and Magic beans!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I had a beautiful little girl, no older than 9, come up to me and ask, "You gotta light!?" with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
do these stairs go up or down!?
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when my little cousin was 4 at xmas she walked around n told everyone that she had a vagina! she'd say "hi im !.!.!.!.and i have a vagina"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you f*ck mommy tonight!?
Seriously my mom's friends 6 year old asked that question hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Seriously my mom's friends 6 year old asked that question hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
" My sister's friend is being a vagina!." by my lovely little sister Carla Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You have big boo-boo's but I have small wee!." No kidding!. The funny thing is!.!.!. he said this when I was reading the Bible to him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm a mermaid now, but I want to be a fairy princess when I grow up!
This was said in all seriousness!.!.!. I love little kids!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This was said in all seriousness!.!.!. I love little kids!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I want to have a baby to love!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All said by my 4 yr old brother:
''mom why were you screaming on daddy last night!?''
''dad whats amal sex!?'' (he meant anal)
''holli, can i lick your tongue please!? i saw 2 men do it on tv''Www@Enter-QA@Com
''mom why were you screaming on daddy last night!?''
''dad whats amal sex!?'' (he meant anal)
''holli, can i lick your tongue please!? i saw 2 men do it on tv''Www@Enter-QA@Com
My sister asked me this when she was five, tow yrs ago
Where did I come from!?
Mum's tummy
Then how did my dad help mum make me!?
Errrrr
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Where did I come from!?
Mum's tummy
Then how did my dad help mum make me!?
Errrrr
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Papa do you put your thing in Grandma's "fifi" or her bum!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ma cousin sed **** once and ma mum told her off azwellWww@Enter-QA@Com
My son woke up this morning to me and my "best friend" getting it on!. He came into the room and said "*his name here* stop hurting my mommy!" We both looked at each other and laughed our asses off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'so thats what a penis looks like'
I died!
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I died!
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"Mommy!. what is rough sex!?" by my brother chadWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!.!.!.my daughter was about 4-5 years old!. She came up to my not so skinny friend and said, "You're fat!" I felt so awful!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
my kids asked this fat lady on line why was she so big!.!.!.very embarrassing!. i felt like dieingWww@Enter-QA@Com
HOW DOES POOP COME OUTTA YER BUTTOCKS!.!.!.!.!. TRU STORY REALLY SED IT JUS LIKE THAT!Www@Enter-QA@Com