Yes but he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you ever done?!
Question: Shoved all of the balls back into the nearest hole of the pool table on my way out of a pub.
It (unbeknown to me) was a "match - playing for a £20 note".
I felt a right turkey and have never forgiven myself - must of been 25 years ago.!!!
Answers: Shoved all of the balls back into the nearest hole of the pool table on my way out of a pub.
It (unbeknown to me) was a "match - playing for a £20 note".
I felt a right turkey and have never forgiven myself - must of been 25 years ago.!!!
nicked a bell from a church
Thrown a dwarf holding a kettle over a pub. Beat that.
Full or empty?
Thrown a Dwarf sitting in a chair holding a kettle over a pub wall
(Never upset Bar Manager)
Thrown an idiot holding a dwarf holding a kettle over a pub. Beat that
Boiled the kettle made a cuppa threw both of them over the pub, bought a packet of biscuits as I ran around the pub caught the kettle on my head, and dunked my biscuit in the cuppa as it landed with not a drop spilt in my hand !
Stayed in the pub whilst those idiots outside were fukcing about with dwarfs in chairs - helped myself to free drink, food and emptied the till.
Then kicked $hite (literally) out of some to$$er I caught in the bogs with a constipation problem.
How d'ya like those apples?