Whats your favorite quote from the Simpsons?!
Question: Mr. Burns: One dollar for eternal happiness?! I’d be happier with the dollar.
Answers: Mr. Burns: One dollar for eternal happiness?! I’d be happier with the dollar.
the sound of bart being strangled.
"eat my shorts"
nsync
"Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix." - Comic Book Guy
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."
Lisa(at the Lollapalooza music festival)- "Gosh! This place smells just like Otto's jacket!"
lbart "dont have a cow man"
homer "do'h"
the way homer says doh!! and bart says eat my shorts!!
It tastes like...burning!
Bart(on a visit to New York): " Hey, there's ZZ TOP!!!!"
"Ha Ha!"
Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.
Spider Pig!!!
Spider Pig!!!
Does whatever a Spider Pig does!!!
Can he swing
from a web?
No he can't,
cuz he's a Pig!!!
Loook out!!!! It's Spider Pig!!
Loook out!!!! It's Spider Pig!!
Homer - Monkeys Cry
Homer: "Give me liberty, or give me--Ooh! Jelly donut!"
After Lisa points out that, Ham, Bacon and Pork chops all come from the same animal.
Homer: Sure, Lisa... A maaagical animal.
My favorite is one of Homer's
"I once knew a man from Nantucket, and the stories about him were greatly exaggerated".