spider pig, spider pig......
After he changed his name to Max Power and he explained his choice - 'I got it from my hairdryer'.
" It takes 2 to lie, marge. One to lie, & one to listen."
"I call the big one 'Bitey'."
'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
DOH!
"Marge, have you had other men in this house?.......radioactive men?!"
'Doh'
and
'Spider pig'
worse day of your life...so far or woo hoo lol
I got 2 answers, so maybe ill be disqualified, but the one when he burns his GED and sings "I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean s-m-a-r-t."
And
The one where he looks up at the ceiling and yells "why have you forsaken me oh lord!" and marge goes "that's not God Homer that's just a pancake Bart through up there last week" and then she knocks it down with a broom and Homer catches it and says "mmm sacrilious mmmm, gaharagah(that's the noise he makes when he eats it)"
bart come home...your dinner is getting all cold and eaten
can you cure my jaundice?
It's too hard to narrow it down. There are waaaaaaay too many good lines for different occasions. But one quote has stuck with me for a long time:
"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? "
spider pig,spider pig song or when he gets a computer. normally he hilarious anyway
To hostile aliens: Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids....eat them!
:-0
spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does...
he is not spider pig any more....he is harry ploper!
Don't have a cow man!
when homer gets stuck in the mud . . . . " no problem, i'll just pull my legs out with my arms, and my arms out with my face" classic
the one with the monorail
Marge: ive got sumone who can help
Homer: Batman
Marge: no hes a scientist
Homer: Batmans a scientist