Your favourite Father Ted quote??!
Question: mine would have to be....
' im eoin mcLove, i can have you killed'
Answers: mine would have to be....
' im eoin mcLove, i can have you killed'
Gemma Craven: Take my husband, now THERE was a man who really WAS afraid of Virginia Woolf.
Ted: (Laughs in bewilderment) Ha Ha Ha!
or
I'm Eoin McLove, I've no willy.
The cows are small because they are far away!
"I dont' believe it!"... I bet he'd love it if I said that..!
"DRINK" that has to be the one & the way its said
Feck!! Drink!! girls!! love it!! best show ever!! x
It's fabulous being a priest - think of all that comfort you bring to the sick and dying. They love it, they can't get enough of it!
I can't remember the milkman's name,but I nearly burst a gut when Mrs. Doyle told Father Ted that the milkman asked to put his big tool in her box!
Drink!
A perfectly square peice of dirt!
man: This is our fupping spot. Get your own fupping spot, y' baxter priest.
ted: Why are you talking like that
*man points to sign saying 'no swearing*
man: y' grasshole.
Bishop Brennan (while having an audience with the Pope) -"he did kick me up the a*se!"
I hear you're a racist now, Father?!
lol..soooo funny!!
Dougal!!!
"A@@, drink, feck, girls".
'That would be an ecumenical matter' or 'spider baby, body of a spider but the face of a baby'
not quite a quote but: "my lovely horse"