What are your favorite Rodney Dangerfield jokes/lines?!
Question:
What are your favorite Rodney Dangerfield jokes/lines?
I read his autobiography and it was so funny!
He said, "I told my mother I was gonna run away from home, and she said, 'ready, set, go.'"
He also said, "It's a good thing I was a boy., We were so poor if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with."
3 weeks ago
He said:
"When I was a kid I worked in a pet store. I was so ugly too. People would come in, see me, and ask,"Does he get very big?"
Answers:
The "no respect" line i remember the most was, "I get no respect...me and the wife were in bed the other night, she got excited and screamed HER name!"