You know you're a redneck when...?!
Question:
You know you're a redneck when...?
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the supermarket
the haloween pumpkin onthe porch has more teeth than your wife
the value of your truck depends on how much gas is in it
you bring your dog to work with you
you have 5 cars that are immobile and a house that isn't
you mow the lawn and find a car
your front porch collapses, and more than six dogs are killed
your moms lost at least one tooth opening a bottle of beer
your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive
you dated your daddies current wife at high school
you think a volve is part of a womens anatomy
your wifes best shoes have steel toe caps
you've ever used lard in bed
your grandma has ammo on her christmas list
you owe the tatooist more than your annual salary
Answers:
HAHhaah! funny...