What would you do if you came home tomorrow and you find a live pig wearing a ha!
Question:
What would you do if you came home tomorrow and you find a live pig wearing a hat sitting on your table?
and it waves at you as you come thru the front door?
Answers:
I'd say "look here pig... Just because you have a silk hat on, it doesn't make you less of a pig, Now kindly climb in the oven, dinner is at 7"