Is a plate of warm mashed potato a fair substitute for you girlfriend?!
Question: Eww.....
Actually it could work out cheaper...all you'd have to buy in terms of a gift for your plate of mash would be some salt, pepper...maybe some single cream or butter...
Answers: Eww.....
Actually it could work out cheaper...all you'd have to buy in terms of a gift for your plate of mash would be some salt, pepper...maybe some single cream or butter...
Make it Sausages and Mash and we have a deal.
with or without gravy?
depends who she is
Yes
a substitute for what?
yes, but you could add a sausage!
if you add corned beef into it then yep
Why not have both, have fun with mash.
Yes. 100%
If you add sausages and beans you can make a face that is perhaps better looking than she was, that would then make it a great substitute.
No you can't s*** a plate of mashed potato. Mind you it doesn't answer you back or have bad moods so change to a yes.
I believe so yes.
Just as long as one can use it to substitute a boyfriend too.
It certainly is not old boy, i mean the sex would be the same but how is a plate of mash supposed to do the cleaning, ironing, cooking, etc. Tip top.
kind of but my boyfriend wouldn't recognise the switch if you made it a tub of lard