Cute lil joke.Thought I would pass it on...Merry Christmas?!
Question: >Dear Wife:
>I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
>you for good.
>I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have
>nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
>Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job
>today and that was the last straw.
>Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair
>cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk
>boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went
>straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you
>love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're
>cheating on
>me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
>Your EX-Husband
>P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
>Virginia together! Have a great life!
>
>Dear Ex-Husband -
>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
>It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
>man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because
>they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
>I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to
>mind was 'You look just like a girl!' but my mother raised me not to say
>anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my
>favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I
>stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had
>those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed
>that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars
>from me that morning ... And your silk boxers were $49.99. After all of
>this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
>So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten
>million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But
>when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
>I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that
>with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.
>So take care.
>Signed
>Rich As Hell and Free!
>P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my
>sister, was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
> Everyone Are Talking About!
>
Answers: >Dear Wife:
>I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
>you for good.
>I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have
>nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
>Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job
>today and that was the last straw.
>Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair
>cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk
>boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went
>straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you
>love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're
>cheating on
>me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
>Your EX-Husband
>P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
>Virginia together! Have a great life!
>
>Dear Ex-Husband -
>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
>It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
>man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because
>they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
>I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to
>mind was 'You look just like a girl!' but my mother raised me not to say
>anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my
>favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I
>stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had
>those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed
>that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars
>from me that morning ... And your silk boxers were $49.99. After all of
>this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
>So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten
>million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But
>when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
>I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that
>with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.
>So take care.
>Signed
>Rich As Hell and Free!
>P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my
>sister, was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
> Everyone Are Talking About!
>
I absolutely love it!!!!!!!
That is funny!
LOL. haha i liked it soo funnnnnnny. :D
lol
Ouch ..........we liked it very much...Happy Holidays
HAHA! Great Joke!