Rules for Women?!
Question:
Rules for Women?
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Sunday equals sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Answers:
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE RULES..I WILL JUST GO AND GIVE IT TO MY DAD, MY UNCLE, MY (MALE RELATIONS AND FRIENDS). IN RETURN, I WILL GET 20 DOLLARS FROM EACH...THANKS SO VERY VERY VERY MUCH....TAKE CARE..BYE