Any good jokes?!
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Any good jokes?
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I went to the shop the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a traffic cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "
Come on mate, I was only in there 3 minutes"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse ****. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a damn.
My car was parked around the corner.