More Bad Jokes, or good ones?!
Question:
More Bad Jokes, or good ones?
Shite jokes"My dog Minton keeps eating all my shuttlecocks."
"Bad Minton!"
Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs .
One man turns to the other and says "Morning"
The other man replies "No, just walking the dog...
Q: Why should you never buy Russian underpants?
A: Chernobyl fallout
Q: "What do you call a pig with three eyes?"
A: "Piiig!"
Q: What have David Beckham and Des O'Connor got in common?
A: They're both ******* awful singers.
Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
A: Justice Fingers.
Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Christmas.
Mate calls to ask if he liked it.
Stevie says, "Man, that was the most violent book I ever read."
Answers:
meanest book? roflmoa. good one!! starred!!