Morning Laugh!?!
Question:
Morning Laugh!?
no offence to blondes!
Body: SICK LEAVE
I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to
take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell
me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made
funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I
told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the
Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I
was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and
recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the
office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked
her"...And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the DARK!"
2 days ago
LOL!!! not a true story, just a joke lol
Answers:
lmao x]
haha
i love all of your jokes
they're great <3