Funny Joke!!?!
Question:
Funny Joke!!?
A man is eating in a posh restaurant when he notices a beautiful lady dining alone. He beckons over the waiter, and asks him to bring the lady a bottle of their finest champagne. The woman receives the bottle, looks it up and down coolly, and sends a note back over to the gentleman. The note says ''I will accept this bottle if you have a mercedes in your garage, £1mllion in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.'' The man sends a note back which says ''I have a Ferrari, a BMW and a Porsche Turbo in my garage, "£20million in the bank, but - not even for a lady as beautiful as yourself will I cut off 4 inches. Please send the bottle back.''
star me if u like it!!! :-)
Answers:
Hi Shel, nice to have you back. It's been a while. Hey how can I not give you a star for this excellent joke. LOL