An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman.....?!
Question:
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman.....?
... were sitting in a pub and the Englishman said, "I went into my daughter's bedroom the other day when she was out and I'm so concerned, I found cigarettes and a lighter under her bed and I didn't know she smoked!!!".
The Scotsman said, "Well that's funny 'cos I went into my daughter's bedroom the other day when she was out and I'm concerned because I found an empty whiskey bottle under her bed and I had no idea that she was drinking alcohol".
The Irishman then said,"Well how strange, I went into my daughter's bedroom the other day when she was out and found a packet of condoms under her bed - and I never even knew that she had a willy !!".
Answers:
Holy $h!t! That was a freakin’ Scream! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Oh My God! I could shower you with stars for this one… truly awesome!