Who can tell me a hillarious bed joke?!
Question:
Who can tell me a hillarious bed joke?
two lovers in bed
Answers:
man and wife are lying in bed reading. the man farts really loud and says "touchdown, 7 points".
The wife replies"what are you doing"?
The man says "Playing fart football, ya wanna play"?
The wife agrees to play and minutes later, she cuts one and says "touchdown, 7 points, tie game".
A few minutes later, the man cuts another good one and says "touchdown, 7 points. "
not to be outdone, the wife strains and cuts a small one, so she says "fieldgoal 3 points".14 - 10, you are winning".
The man strains and strains and shits himself and his side of the bed, but says nothing.
after a minute, the wife smells it and says to the man "What was that"?
The man says "Half-time, switch sides"