Spit & polish?!
Question:
Spit & polish?
Pinocchio moaned to Gepetto that when he made love to his girlfriend she complained of splinters.
"Try some sandpaper, Pinocchio," advised Gepetto.
A month later Gepetto asked, "How's your love life then?"
"Is your girlfriend still complaining of splinters?"
"Who's need's a girlfriend?" replied Pinocchio.
Answers:
I dare say he soon discovered the Black and Decker power sander. After that, he never left the house!