A man with a black eye boards a plane?!
Question:
A man with a black eye boards a plane?
& notices the man next to him has a shiner too. 1st man says,"how did you get that?" 2nd man says,"instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for 2 tickets to pittsburgh i asked for 2 pickets to tittsburgh" 1st man says"i got mine like that too! i wanted to say to my wife, pour me a bowl of frosties please, but i accidentally said you've f**king ruined my life you evil b**ch"
Answers:
I've heard this joke at least three times before and I still burst out laughing at the end of it :D Thanks