What's the best way to continue this joke?!
Question:
What's the best way to continue this joke?
The joke starts off as such:
An irishman walked into a bar...
A solid bar. He suffered a concussion and died a weak later of internal bleeding. He had two small children, a loving wife and was a role model to the community...
Which is the least offensive and most amusing way to continue this joke? These are the options i have devised so far.
1) You only feel like laughing because he's irish.
2) It's pretty depressing. I know. Yet there's this small instinct that tells us to laugh because it's a joke about an irishman walking into a bar.
3) On one hand, you feel quite shocked. Yet, it's a jke about an irishman, you feel like laughing, it's almost instinctive. You feel like laughing because he's irish.
I would respect any advie on the material and method. I am planning on putting this in my stand up routine and i am not Irish, i am Australian.
Answers:
it's depressing because it's an old old joke.