An American is visiting the UK and walks up to a fruit and veg stall?!
Question:
An American is visiting the UK and walks up to a fruit and veg stall?
The American says "can i have a banana please"
Man hands over a banana and says "that will be 25 pence sir"
American says "call that a banana , hell in the states we grow them twice as big as that"
American says "in that case give me an apple"
Man hands over an apple and says , "that will be 25 pence sir"
American says "hell call that an apple , in the states we grow them twice as big as that"
The fruit and veg guy then replies "we only grow them big enough to fit our mouths!"
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