Best joke wins 10 points!?!
Question:
Best joke wins 10 points!?
no blond jokes!
Answers:
GIRLS NIGHT OUT
Now if this don't make you laugh.....nothing will!!
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on
it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
day one of the women's h usband s was concerned that his normally sweet
and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to
suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her *** that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.'"