Here we go, THE FRENCH *s accepted?!
Question:
Here we go, THE FRENCH *s accepted?
What do you call 100,000 frenchmen with their hands up?
the french army
Why don't they have fireworks at euro disney?
because everytime they let them off, the french try and surrender
How can you recognise a french veteran?
sunburned armpits
Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in france?
because germans like to march in the shade
Why did the americans want france on their side in the war in iraq?
to show the iraq's how to surrender
Why do the french call their fighter plane the mirage?
because its never been seen in the war zone
How do you confuse a french soldier?
give him a rifle and ask him to fire it
Answers:
french????