Give me your best Chicken joke!?!

Give me your best Chicken joke!?

I'm collecting chicken jokes for my neighbor. I have one....

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!

Please add to this list - thanks!

3 weeks ago
Chicken jokes ONLY please - and nothing lame with "because they are dead" as the punchline.

Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!