In the jungle,funny or not?!
Question:
In the jungle,funny or not?
An elephant was having an awful time in the
jungle because a horsefly kept biting her near
her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
She kept swinging her trunk, but he was far out of
reach.
A little sparrow obseved this and suddenly flew
down and snipped the horsefly in half with his beak.
"Oh thank you!" said the elephant. "That was such
a relief."
"My pleasure ma'am," said the sparrow
"Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there's anything i can ever
do for you, don't hesitate to ask."
"The sparrow hesitated. "Well, ma'am---"he said.
"What is it," said the elephant. "You needn't be shy
with me."
"Well," said the sparrow, "the truth is that all my life
i wondered how it would feel to screw an elephant."
"Go right ahead," said the elephant. "Be my guest!"
The sparrow flew around behind the elephant and
began to screw away. Up above them, a monkey in the
tree watched and began to get very excited. He started to Additional Details
7 hours ago
masturbate. This shook a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting the elephant smack on the head.
Ouch! said the elephant.
At which point, the sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am i hurting you dear?"
7 hours ago
sorry guys my typing slow the day, the end is there now though.
Answers: 7 hours ago
masturbate. This shook a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting the elephant smack on the head.
Ouch! said the elephant.
At which point, the sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am i hurting you dear?"7 hours ago
sorry guys my typing slow the day, the end is there now though. lol wheres the finish What?? Where's the end of it? so you ran out of space, hn, mechelle?
hope you can add it *lol* is that it?
if so thats not funny. the answer to your question is not
hope this has been of some help lol oh god, that's dirty, but I see you've run out of words. even the smallest pricks can hurt..............
lol not funny suffer baby suffer might have been a better ending Here's the rest of the story : The monkey started to masturbate franticly, knocking a coconut out of the tree. The coconut fell down & hit the elephant in the head, & when she yelled "Ouch", the sparrow looked around from behind her & asked, "I'm sorry, dear, am I hurting you?" Hmmmm He started to get annoyed at the sparrow , and threw a coconut at it, but missed and hit the elephant instead, the elephant cried out Oww! the sparrow said ,"sorry dear am I hurting you" thats it?