Joke :::::: Sipping Vodka...!!?!
Question:
Joke :::::: Sipping Vodka...!!?
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ***.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's
Answers: hahaha
good one um...
3 out 10 giggles. Ha ha ha yeah worth the read ha ha I've seen it.
It's still funny! Eh it was ok i like the
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***. Haha! very funny!! Hehe good one!!xx oh my i am catholic and that was funny that must be one of the best jokes i have heard in a long time have a star * 15. Pontius Pilot didn't fly an airplane it made me laugh as i sit here siping my vodka lol x One of the best I have heard in a long time! Awesome, I giggled the whole way through! roflmao
i had to e-mail it to people, have a star!
Thanks for the laugh! LMSUIAO Another good one thanks. even my grandfather laughed star for you. iff you knew his you would know he doesnt laugh offten. good one Lmao really good one hun, thx for the laugh, your cracking me up again....star! LOVE IT!!! ha ha ha funny hahahahaha! this made me crack up.. thanks for posting!! tyet another cracking offering from the mistress of merryment
starred LOL HAHHAHA