Long awaited phone call - funny or not?!
Question: A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
"Why are you so weak?" the son asks.
"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
"That's terrible," her son says. "Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
Answers: A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
"Why are you so weak?" the son asks.
"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
"That's terrible," her son says. "Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
hahaha
I like it. It`s my sort of humour. crazy!
um i dont know
i didn't laugh out loud, but it was pretty funny..
aww thats kinda sad.
short but sweet once again very good, have a star!!
this one didn't make me laugh
hahaha good one
That was cute
Not bad a type of Jewish joke
again not your best but raised a grin xx